Findings:
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- Passing Time
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How to time waste at work
- I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
- Out of Time
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Time will pass. Will you?
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- Changing the time on a Nortel Norstar telephone system
- how you spend your time is what you become
- A World Out of Time
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- This Time Will Pass
- to drive out the clinging, to give it time to soak
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- time out
- This Is How You Lose the Time War
- I dropped out of school to smoke pot full time
- At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
- Time Out Film Guide
- It's time to take the penny out of circulation
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- Day Out of Time
- And in time all this will pass
- time stretches out like frayed rope
- as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
- This time, this isn’t going to pass
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- we are shaken through space and time until we are free
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- Time to get the hell out of Oly
- Time Out of Joint
- A step out of time
- Running Out Of Time
- How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- The Shadow Out of Time
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
- i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
- Lost in Boston?
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- Real-time strategy
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- real time
- Effective pass rushing in the Madden series
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to get more out of Psi
- High Times
- Times Square
- Everything Time
- time machine
- old time radio shows
- Time Enough for Love
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How to find out your own IP address
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Passing the guard
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Tulip Time
- Wasting time
- copious free time
- I drink till I pass out
- Times New Roman
- Internet Time
- Time Lord
- May you live in interesting times
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How to pass a piss test
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Finding out where a net user lives
- time
- The Time Warp
- Good Times virus
- It can't rain all the time
- free time
- our first time
- negative time
- Buy one gallon of gas at a time
- Fast Times at Ridgemont High
- A Wrinkle in Time
- The Wheel of Time
- Time And Relative Dimensions In Space
- The Times
- prime time
- Burning Times
- Waste of Time
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- Getting wax out of carpet
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- how to short out a phone line
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to have an out of body experience
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How the red barn passes
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How to pass freshman engineering
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- How to fall out of an airplane
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- How to escape domestic violence
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
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