Findings:

• Dog poop calendars and indio mandarinquats
• There were times better than this
• Why cats are better than dogs
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• for() is better than while()
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• better than 2 (user)
• It's all in God's time
• poop chute
• Don't poop in the shower
• God Time
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Better safe than sorry
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Better blatant than latent
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Why your pet eats poop
• poop (user)
• Jeff Goldblum is Watching You Poop
• Pooped
• Man is greater than "god"
• Vegetarians taste better
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• Half a loaf is better than none
• better off with him than here with me
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Indigenous people are better than you
• better than a living will
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• times at bat
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• more dogs than bones
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• Time and the Gods
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God
• Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
• Lake Poopó
• Poop Moose
• Poop Eater (user)
• oh poop (user)
• poop deck
• a poop story
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• There's no better mirror than a child
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• What can be better than that?
• Two heads are better than one
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• Better Than Garbo
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Tickling is better than sex
• friends just taste better
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• better than Radiohead
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• A modem is better than nothing
• Time and God
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• God died a long time ago
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• musical eat poop you cat
• Snowman Poop
• Eat poop you cat
• ghost poop
• Everyone Poops
• Better luck next time
• Chicken Poop for the Soul
• twiddle poop
• Clean food with no poop
• poop
• Sicker than a dog
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better him than me
• Better than Sex
• Original better than the sequel
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Rebeca Martinez
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Better Than Chocolate
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• better late than never
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• time better spent (user)
• It doesn't get any better than this
• better than the best
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Better than kicking him into next week
• A better model than the one at data general
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• better than natural
• A determination to do better than
• There was a time when I was a better person
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• Things that are better than sex
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• leave it better than you found it
• You aren't better than human
• A Better Place, A Better Time
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Better Than Bouillon
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• better than half my insides
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog

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