Findings:

• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Judging women by their books
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
• Getting wax out of carpet
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• i have to get out
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• Get out of jail free card
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Getting small animals out of the walls
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• How to get more out of Psi
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Get everyone out
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Who Goes with Fergus?
• We gotta get out of Des Plaines!
• get out the vote
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• Who Let the Gophers Out?
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Why American women shave their legs
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• the only thing more popular than pouring out the contents of your veins is doing the same with your heart
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Get out of Hell free card
• Rape committed by women
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Can't get you out of my head
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• I told you I love you, now get out
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• 'Get out of the arena' heat
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Get out the crying towel
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• Getting the most out of P2P filesharing
• No one gets out of this life alive
• a couch is something you get on Craigslist, something that comes and goes
• How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
• What gets us out of bed in the morning
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• Who gets to decide?
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• The Who Sell Out
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• Demons snatch unclaimed prayers out of the air to admire their gossamer wings
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Greeks like their women armless
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Dead links in writeups
• Women and their weight problem
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Capitalize, please
• Know your pets
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Go out and get some fresh air
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Gotta get out
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Get a rise out of someone
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Get your mind out of the gutter
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• Gary Busey, get out of my dream!
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• How to escape domestic violence
• Need to get out more
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Getting water out of a cactus
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Who Goes There?
• On Being the one who goes away
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
• Eat your heart out, Steve
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• Get the Led Out
• Get Out
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Their hands prying at your heart
• The power's out in the heart of man
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Women's Roles in Things Fall Apart and Heart of Darkness
• Crying you out of my heart
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Blow it out your ass it's Veruca Salt

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