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• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• Why the Liberal Party of Australia both is and isn't a liberal party
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Buying crack from your mom's pimp
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• pull the dna from my bones and add me to the database of ancestors
• Bast watched me from the litter box
• News from the Libertarian Party
• There was no one waiting for me...
• This node was made for you and me
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• This was not my going away party
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Thinking distracts me
• We're both tops
• Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I was me before being me was cool.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• We were both scared of the dark
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• They Flee From Me
• far be it from me
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Take me from home
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Keeping your data from the FBI
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• For from dust we were created and to dust we shall return
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• She saved me from Hylas' fate
• the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
• can you show me where this came from?
• From Death, Lead Me To Immortality
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• I was a homeless bum
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Before you, there was me
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• What was left after the party
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• If we're both dead, it's not necrophilia anymore.
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• i am both removed from it, and a part of it
• Is that me shaking? Is that you shaking? Are we both shaking?
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Four types of male reactions when buying pornography from a female cashier
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• away from me
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• People just expect things from me
• Take it from me
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• The Three Quests that were obtained from Powys
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Far From Me
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• If there were no birds
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• We're Humans from Earth
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• From Darkness, Lead Me To Light
• Japanese alphabet
• vested interest
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Evolution of American political parties from the Revolution to the Reconstruction
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• You were always so good to me
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart

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