Findings:
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- Easy way to remember which fork to use
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- He made a way to his anger
- A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Summer as seen from a third story porch
- Charles II, his mistresses and his children
- Valentines from a loving brother
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- I like my coffee the way I like my women
- A View from the Year 3000
- he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
- Sacred ground a long way from nowhere
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- 100 days ministry
- Children's love story
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- A Letter from Mom and Dad
- British Book Award for Illustrated Children's Book of the Year
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- Yes! I am a long way from home.
- When smoke stood up from Ludlow
- His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- Brothers Gonna Work It Out
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
- A father to his children
- Buying crack from your mom's pimp
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- None of this will mean a thing in 100 years
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- Hungry, cold, and hiding from the last of the dying sunlight, the children of an unknown darkness wait.
- Batman: Year 100
- Waiting for a sign from one of my kind
- A Fantastic story from an old guy
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
- The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
- if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- Stories from The World (category)
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
- Satan and His Unholy Accountants
- 10 Introductory Albums For Jazz Novices From a Jazz Novice
- 100 miles, 100 years and millions of lost souls
- Shaggy Seeks his Stray Brother
- You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- Four types of male reactions when buying pornography from a female cashier
- Freedom is under threat from guns, abortions and children's television
- Will my children grow up without Popeye?
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- The Story of the Barber's Sixth Brother
- God ignores His oldest children and forgets the quietest
- keep away from children
- And then I crawled out from under the table
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- keep away from children and poets.
- British Book Award for Children's Author of the Year
- Scrotum From The Year 4000 (user)
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
- Get home from work
- Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea
- Things that I learned from reading erotic stories involving latex
- British Book Award for Children's Book of the Year
- Cover songs which are indistinguishable from the originals
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- Counting from Ten and Other Stories
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- Sideways Stories from Wayside School
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- How to node from work
- There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
- impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- The prettiest views are all from the ground up
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- Come Up From the Fields Father
- Inspiration from the Heart: The Collected Works of Mary Turner
- I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
- a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
- what he carried from here to Okinawa
- Tended Phoenix years from secret lair
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
- RFC 2324
- works from A Quest for Local Knowledge (category)
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- hypertext fiction 10 years after its official demise
- 10 ways of sending a secret message without conventional encryption
- Isotopes with half-lives between 100 million and 10 billion years
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 10: In Which We Mail a Letter
- From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
- Children of the Corny 5: 5'll get you 10!
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- Regin's tale of his brothers, and of the gold called Andvari's Hoard
- From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
- Rocco and his Brothers
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- 10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat
- The Story of the Barber's Fifth Brother
- Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children
- Dealing with annoyingly inquisitive children
- He loved Big Brother.
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
- The Sparrow and his Four Children
- Saturn Devouring His Children
- my mom brothers (user)
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Letters from children
- We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- wake up and smell the coffee
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
- The next 100 years according to Sir Arthur C. Clarke
- My cup of coffee is cooling down while my soul is warming up
- The coffee spoon, which klimpert in the morning at the cup.
- A Modest Proposal For Preventing Refugee Children From Being A Burden To The Public
- The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- The kind of gods that crawl out of the rubble of a shattered place, full of shadow and sadness and obsession
- Why I ran away from home
- Fucked up Facts from History
- Another True Story, from Gypsie
- Peeling labels from beer bottles as summer crawls to your door in the morning
- From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
- We only use 10% of our brain
- The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Stories from the Barber Shop
- Up From Slavery
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Stoned music memories
- Todd McCormick
- It Crawled From the South
- Stories and Poems for Extremely Intelligent Children of All Ages
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
- Letter from Nicola Sacco to his counsel, August 18, 1924
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
- The people from work table
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
- What I deduced from his reading matter
- How to steal from your work
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