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• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• let me speak (user)
• Subtext: A Revisionist Fairy Tale
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• Let Me Whisper In Your Ear
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Let the Mermaids Flirt with Me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Make Me Mommy
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Fairy Tale of New York
• Let Me Entertain You
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Let Me In
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Indian Fairy Tales
• Same-sex marriage
• Subtext: A Revisionist Fairy Tale (part 2)
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't let me die nervous
• Ireland's gay marriage referendum
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• let me be your first upvote
• let me talk (user)
• Let's Pretend They Were Red
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Letting go of old promises and fairy tales
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Me Against the World
• Grimm's Fairy Tales
• A fairy tale of The Soviet Union
• Fairy Tales
• Calling a Gay Man a Fairy
• Gay marriage as the cause célèbre of the creative class
• 80s music made me gay
• Grimm's Fairy Tales (category)
• Inu Yasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
• let me grow up
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Let me drink, Uncle Sam!
• Miss Cleo let me down
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• let me love you (user)
• Let me be your fantasy
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• let me know who you are now.
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Let's pretend we're married
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• Let me show you my black pecker with white stuff at its tip
• Let Me Take You Down To Memphis
• Let's trade secrets we won't share
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• let's pretend we're all the same
• Bob wants me to let my imagination
• Never Let Me Go
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• read to me
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• You were always so good to me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• please let me in (user)
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• fairy tale
• Fairy Tale Haiku
• A pathological fairy tale
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Fairy Tales in Feltham
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• velvet revolution fairy tale
• Russian Fairy Tales
• This isn't a fairy tale
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Against Me!
• Fairy Tales on E2 (category)
• The Age of Fairy Tales
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• The Rose and the Beast: Fairy Tales Retold
• you and me against the world
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• Gay marriage, Texas style
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Let me count all the pieces
• Let me feel that
• let me hate for you
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Let me set the record straight
• 2012 ballot initiatives: gay marriage and marijuana
• Let Me Fish Off Cape St. Mary's
• Just Let Me Breathe
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Against the sanctity of marriage
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• nobody will let me start a country
• Let me dream if I want to
• let's try me (user)
• list of things
• let me speak please (user)
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Let Me Sing Your Blues Away
• He that is not with me is against me.
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• let me ask (user)
• let me show you it
• he that is not with me is against me

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