Findings:
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- When I was 9
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- Who Killed Monster Munch?
- The Man Who Was Thursday
- When touch was simple
- Who Killed Cock-Robin?
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- kill dash nine (user)
- The Man Who Was (user)
- When I was young Time had no wings
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- It was beauty killed the beast.
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- And When The Sky Was Opened
- When I Was A Baby
- somewhere, when I realize who I am
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- Some time when I was a teenager
- Who Killed the Jews?
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Kill the Man Who Questions
- When daddy was the handsome prince
- When I was ten years old
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- When I Was Cruel
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- When I Was a Babe
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- A Woman Who Never Was
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- When our word was iron
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- When I went back in time to kill you
- Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen: Who Killed Jimmy Olsen
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- When you kill people they die
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- When I was your age
- Only when you're older
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- When I was five
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- When I was Fair and Young
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
- When Frederic Was a Little Lad
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Back when our blood was still warm
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- November 4, 1995
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- man when you are telling me how it was
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- I remember when all this was trees
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- Who Was the Wine Girl?
- When Grandmother was finished with us
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Who what when where why & how
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- who vs. whom
- When your mind races, who wins?
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- Who Killed Euronymous?
- Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
- The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
- Who Killed Retro Girl?
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- the signal was killed
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- I Know Who Killed Me
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
- Know your pets
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- I'll explain it when you're older
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Back when grunge was still cool
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When I Was a Lad
- When I Was a Boy
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- When I was young
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- When she was bad
- When Desire Was a Virtue
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- There was a time when I was a better person
- older brother effect
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I Wish My Brother George Was Here
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