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• Anything looks peaceful from 1,363 feet
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• Strange News From Another Star
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• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
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• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Everything looks familiar from a distance
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
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• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
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• August from September never looked as green
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
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• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
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• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, April 23, 1906
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• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 1, 1906
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• From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
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