Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "My poor, sheltered teen years, how I miss thee, but onto bigger things now"

• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• How to project one vector onto another
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• We are the same age but years apart
• Oh How I Love Thee
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Poor but honest
• How to make your breasts look bigger
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Getting wet in La Habana on New Year's eve
• We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• My arms are bigger now though
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• How to miss Higher School Certificate
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• How now, brown cow?
• I miss those monsters dearly, compared to what haunts me now.
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• How the potato delayed the microwave 10 years
• Little Green Bibles
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
• How to write a Teen Fiction novel
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Now is the Winter of Our Miss Content
• How Soon is Now?
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• How did I miss the recruiter?
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• How Do I Love Thee?
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• How I won the Tacky Christmas Gift Contest that year
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• An arms dealer, a drug dealer, and a thief...or, how I spent my New Years Eve
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• How I made the Year Nodes
• Missed you by ten years - Sorry
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• teen years
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Our Balls Are Bigger
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• bigger breasts
• bigger fish to fry
• Everything's bigger in Texas
• Bigger Than Jesus
• the bigger they are, the harder they fall
• A Bigger Splash
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• Open your eyes. Become bigger. It hasn't killed you, and it's making you stronger
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Bigger than Himself
• Should we put bigger batteries in airplane black boxes?
• Shorter days, bigger sky
• The Bigger Delusion Is Made Up of Many Smaller Delusions
• and i'll be bigger
• Let's build a bigger bottle rocket
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• cigarette butt
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• equal but opposite
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Fell, But Tried
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• but aren't we all
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while

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