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• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He just left his body
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• Happy E2 Birthday, bay-bee: a Northern California noder gathering
• But who codes the coders?
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He Who Is Death
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• He made a way to his anger
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• he who (user)
• But who nodes the noders?
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He weaves his words
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He who controls the past controls the future
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He who has ears, let him hear
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• he is too shy to write his tale
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Everything But the Girl
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?

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