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• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• we can take them
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I was into them after they were hip
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• DOS filenames with spaces in them
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Angels can take the form of inanimate objects
• we never hear them calling to us
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• Fragments of a world, and the spaces between them
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I will ask them all their dreams
• You take up too much space
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I like to take up space
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• The Asian plot to take over North America
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Bringing them back from the dead
• Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Why do we treat them so well?
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• it's the space between things that allows them to exist
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• hiding your emotions is not the same as having control over them
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Fuck them all but the six
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Onion ring to rule them all, Onion ring to fry them
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Let them have Festivas
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you

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