The ultimate pick-me-up, invented as one of those late-night ideas that seem so clever at 4 in the morning. The main upsides of this drink are that it is easy to make when semiconscious, and it contains an obscene, if not lethal, amount of caffeine. You will need:
Pour all ingredients into liquidiser. Blend thoroughly. Remove, pour into pint glasses, drink. Remove head from ceiling. Scream. Attempt to put cat in oven. Get horribly scratched to death.
serves two