I went to see the fireworks display put on by West Lafayette, Indiana, this evening.
Yay for America! "Hurray!" we say for the U.S.A.! So long, Viet Cong! Bomb Saddam! I love America....
We put on such nice fireworks. There are all kinds... any color you want, any intensity... hurrah for American ingenuity! Wait.. did we actually "invent" fireworks... oh well, who cares, this is nationalism day! I am disgusted.
Hurray for Earth. Lightning explodes through the sky, rain drenches me. I am happy.