Findings:

• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• Judging women by their books
• Never pick a fight with a dead man.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Know your pets
• The Fight for Life Driven by Faith
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• cards written by those paid to condense their thoughts and emotions
• Addressing others by their user names
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• continuous functions are determined by their values on a dense subset
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Know the mute by finding their storyteller
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Barrel rolls and their consequences in Real-Life Situations
• never know who told it best
• While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Dead links in writeups
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• What was stolen by someone else
• never judge a by a reading
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• Old man who lived by the crick
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• People who don't smoke will never die
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Helping people cheat
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• find someone who dreams of you
• Capitalize, please
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• People who carp about their jobs
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• The Who By Numbers
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• By their fruits you shall know them
• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• Using a command line
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• You who never arrived
• A Woman Who Never Was
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Helping a loved one with depression
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Find someone who...
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• Who would win in a fight between Chewbacca & Bigfoot?
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• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Flaunting your sexuality
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Barrel of Monkeys
• beta barrel
• Barrel Horses and Window Crackers
• Shooting lead bullets in polygonally-rifled barrels
• barrel start
• Short barreled rifle
• Best Buy
• buy
• Buy one gallon of gas at a time
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• buy the farm
• Buy Nothing Day
• Red Hat To Buy Microsoft
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Buy this SUV, send your kid to college
• $40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
• How to buy a used golf cart
• Don't! Buy! Thai!
• Buying condoms
• Buying a synthesizer
• Consumers: don't buy into the hype
• How to buy a BATF Class III item
• You fly I buy
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Are you a sexist pig? Then buy our booze!
• How to buy a stereo system (without winning the lottery)
• Buy the rumor, sell the fact
• How to buy drugs in an open-air market
• Buy stuff, E2 gets money (document)

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