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- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- Ask Me Anything
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I asked her not to forget me
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- She asked me to read her a poem
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I'll get you next time, Gadget!
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- They asked me to write a letter
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- If I ask, I want a truthful answer
- He asked for more flesh
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- let me ask (user)
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- I can quit any time I want
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- want me like time
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Next time you leave me
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- Somebody once asked me...
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Asking for a favor
- Ask Me Why
- Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
- Ask me about Loom
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- Ask a stupid question
- Witches are tricky. Ask the villagers.
- The Faith to ask for Faith
- Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Consistency is all I ask
- you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- I can make a bong out of anything
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- Ask Nudgie
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- Ask an Uptight Seattleite
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- Ask the Dust
- To Anthea, who may command him Anything
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Two
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Ask Google
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- an ache you would ask for
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- askk (user)
- Ask Dr. Math
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Not verifying information
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- Ask her if she's got an answer
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
- The man who can fix anything
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- You can survive anything
- I'll do anything to pass
- Ask yourself, "Is this node as literate as those that precede mine?"
- Ask Missy Knowitall
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- The question nobody asks
- Ask a whale
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Three
- having asked the spiders and the snakes
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- The Heart Asks Pleasure First
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- doesn't look like anything to me
- Do I want anything?
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- You have the right to ask
- anything worth learning can combine with anything worth doing
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
- Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- ask
- Ask Jeeves
- A Philosopher Asks Buddha
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- Ask out the girl of your dreams
- Born, never asked
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- All I Ask of You
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- I asked the mountain
- Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
- A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
- Reference librarian
- Feel, and slowly ask for sun
- Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
- Ask moJoe : Dear (Longwinded Asslicker) Anonymous
- Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
- Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
- Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
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