Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "No, I am NOT a small snacking biscuit, and how would it have played had I been the one to bring race into the confrontation?"

• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• No One Knows Who I Am
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• i am no one (user)
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• you would have been
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I could have been one of a two
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• Sex in a small car
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• How to scream when no one is looking
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• The way things have always been done
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Movies that should have been books first
• I have just been shot
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• AES may have been broken
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I have always been burning
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I had been hungry all the years
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Have you been a dad today?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• I know I have been dreaming
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• The path we have been walking
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• How am I doing?
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• now that I am no longer
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• I may or may not have been naked
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• What have you been smoking?
• Could I Have Been?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• It could have been me
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• And All That Could Have Been
• How to find something which has been lost
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• What Might Have Been
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk

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