Findings:

• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Going Where No Man Should Go
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• Collision avoidance technique
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• No one actually cares.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Going home to farm. Going home to die.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• this is how i'm going to die.
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• No, Virginia
• No smoking anywhere on the premises except in the designated smoke shelter
• this is it, we're going to die
• Why, you're no bigger 'n a corn nugget!
• I am going to die
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Too much living is no way to die
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Die! Die! Die! (user)
• die
• Die Form
• Die Zauberflöte
• Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse
• Dies Irae
• Skate or Die
• Die Krupps
• When I Die
• If I should die
• Die Hard
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Dies juridicus
• Dies non
• Never say die
• Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
• Surf Nazis Must Die!
• Die Eier Von Satan
• action de die in diem
• Drink & Die
• Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
• voice never dies
• Die the death
• Die Primitiven
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• Romeo Must Die
• to die for
• die horribly
• die at the drafting table
• Bündnis 90 / Die Grünen
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Live Free Or Die!
• cough and die
• scream and die
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• Live and Let Die
• Only the good die young
• We're waiting for you to die
• Die Interimsliebenden
• Watching my mother die
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• We born to die
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• funny fat guy who dies
• It is now illegal to die
• Die Hand Die Verletzt
• Dial 911 and Die
• Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Die With Your Boots On
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• Don't let me die nervous
• At 6 I die
• Der Krieger und die Kaiserin
• To Die a Martyr
• we who are about to die salute you
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• It's Time for Me to Die
• Über die allmähliche Verfertigung der Gedanken beim Reden
• Die Befindlichkeit des Landes
• Live Free or Die
• Die Roten Rosen
• An die Musik
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Watching my kitty-cat die
• To Die Unknown
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Die Warzau
• Where whores go to die
• Nooientjie van die Ou Transvaal
• And you as well must die, beloved dust,
• Die Ballade vom angenehmen Leben
• Wake up... Time to die!
• Why people die on the toilet
• Sonnet On Hearing the Dies Irae Sung in the Sistine Chapel
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• Die Wasserschlange

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