Findings:

• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• There is no god but God
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• no ideas but in things
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Do or do not, there is no try
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Do what you have to do
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• they carry but they do not understand
• Why males have nipples
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Do the Right Thing
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Close, but no cigar
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• We had no bait but our tongues
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• The right thing to do
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Why do we treat them so well?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Do it right the first time
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• Tanks But No Tanks
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• There is no dream but this.
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• and but so
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it

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