Findings:

• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• eternity would be boring
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• I never thought it would be like this
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• That would be me
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• No place I'd rather be
• Life without music would be a mistake
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Death Over Easy
• it can be easy to confuse pain and weakness
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• No journey worth taking is easy
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Mind without body
• Just to see what it would be like
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• No threat should be taken lightly
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• No one can be in two places at once
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Where would America be without Canada?
• it would be hilarious if only
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• What life after death will really be like
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• The Ten Commandments revised
• You mean the me that you would be
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• no death for you
• The best kind of bartender
• death i think is no parenthesis
• If you would be so kind
• Death Be Not Proud
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The Man Who Would Be King
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• A whimper would be fine
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• That I Would Be Good
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• This poem can be put off no longer
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• My life may no longer be my own
• There will be no more stories to read
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Death It Be
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• what would it take to be serene again?
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• They knew what our pain would be.
• If you would be seated
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• No one can be totally logical
• That Would Be Enough
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• To do is to be
• Be yourself
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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