Findings:
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Commanding the mass murder of child prisoners of war is evil, no matter what
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Rain is always the same, no matter where you are
- George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
- How do you make a life matter?
- How to prepare garlic
- Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Do or do not, there is no try
- No matter who plays it
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- How to scream when no one is looking
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How we speak matters
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- How about NO
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How to frustrate your students to no end
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- No matter what
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
- No Laughing Matter
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- star-crossed, no matter the circumstance
- No matter where you go, there you are
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How I vainly tried to explain the nature of Flatland
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How much for the little girl?
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- how to make a mess
- how
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- How to say "I love you"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How to live forever (step 1)
- How to live forever (step 2)
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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