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• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• No one says anything important during the day
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• No one touches me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• They grow up. No one told me.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• If No One Will Love Me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Ask Me Anything
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Women want me when I'm taken
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm no Whitman...
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• I'm No Angel
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm No Fool
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• let me ask (user)
• She asked me to read her a poem
• I asked her not to forget me
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• One Man Asked In Anger
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• doesn't look like anything to me
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Pity me not because the light of day
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because I'm an adult
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• that grey flannel shirt
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• im not hawaiian (user)
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Ask Me Why
• Hawaiian shirt
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Ask me about Loom
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.

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