Findings:

• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• No one touches me
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• No one actually cares.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• They grow up. No one told me.
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• If No One Will Love Me
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Tell me a story about brains
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• O tell me the truth about love
• The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Tell me a story about trains
• Nobody sings about modern cars
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• There is no god but God
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• the worst thing about a racoon in my car
• No, but I'll have a beer
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• BQN: But, one for all?
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• One good thing about gangs
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Tell me a story about flowers
• A boat does not care about its wake
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• Don't tell me about her
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about plains
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• Tell me a story about rains
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• show me what the world is all about
• Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• An angry rant about health care in Netherlands
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Tell me about your secret places
• Tell me about your faith
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I don't care about the air
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me a story about clouds
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Tell me a story about drains
• Ask me about Loom
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Tell me a story about mains
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• the one about the teddy bears
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• How about NO
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• no words about nothing at all
• But What About the Property Damage?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Fifteen words about butt kicking
• One point five words about love
• One billion, five hundred million words about love

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