Findings:

• Why not just kill yourself?
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• let's not I said really let's just not
• Just say no to TV
• It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Just Say No
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Just Say No to Dubs
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
• Camp Kill Yourself
• No heaven. No hell. Just science.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Depression is a good thing
• No human, just Porsche
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Kill Yourself
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
• No Kill No Beep Beep
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• I'm fine no really
• Allow yourself no dreams
• To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
• If you really mean it, set yourself on fire
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• No fire, just madness
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• just kidding
• just friends
• Just
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Just a Minute
• Just being quiet and close
• Can we all just get along?
• Just another perl hacker
• Just for the hell of it
• To the world you're just one person
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• This is Just to Say
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because it happened to you
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Just a guy on a horse
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Just call me fluffy
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• we just can't give 'em away!
• 'just woke up' voice
• just a life-support system for a penis
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• It's just not cricket
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• You just cut that guy off
• just a guy (user)
• when the wind is blowing just right
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• Another another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• Just So Stories
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Just give him the damned fish
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I'm just a bill
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• We're all doing just fine
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• This Song's Just Six Words Long
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• Be a model or just look like one
• I just bought real estate in your mind
• My Very Energetic Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pies
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• All we need is just to be
• just plain wrong
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• Just before you make that next move...
• Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• And then I will just slip away
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• And yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• it's just as true as the news
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others
• just a night
• That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• Her hair, tangled
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Let's just be friends
• I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• economics is just a tool
• Just what are we paying for with the 'handling' charge?
• just a thought
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• It's just a flesh wound
• I just love that word Refooooorm!
• Disappointing, and not just a little bit!
• That's just crazy talk
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• Just a Closer Walk with Thee
• Just like tomato soup
• Just Born, Inc.
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• just breathe
• I just spent $175.00 on black silk underwear
• Just How You Feel
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• just intonation
• You are just an animal and you will die
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• i'm just a girl
• I just deleted all my porn
• Atheism is just as illogical as believing in God
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Today, just for once
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• I just need a hug, is all
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• History is not just for the past, but for the future

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