It struck me last night, as I was munching a low-cost pseudo-Oreo with a glass of milk, that the pseudo-Oreo tasted like a mix of Cool Whip, Chocolate Powder, and Cardboard.
The USA was the first country to get a man on the moon, the first to create a successful nuclear weapon, and we also have those great Tupperware dishes that saves your baloney sandwich for fifty years. We have 5,174 paved airports, consume most of our drugs from Mexico, and spend an estimated $276.7 billion dollars on our military annually.
Still, we have been unable to come up with a cheaper substitute for the Oreo that tastes just as good. God bless the USA.