Findings:

• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• There was a man and a woman
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Ten commandments of man, given to woman
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• Doing the dishes
• he was a punk poet himself
• I kind of like doing the dishes
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• some say he was never here at all
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Adam really was the first man
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He said, expecting the answer no
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• He Was a Crook
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He ain't no movie star
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• the quiet voices of women in the kitchen doing dishes
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• God was created in man's image
• No Man's Land
• The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
• I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
• That's Just How He Was
• The Man Who Was (user)
• No man is an island
• The Man with No Enemies
• Mick Rock
• Eat Drink Man Woman
• Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
• vanity and the man woman thing
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• All you ever did was let it happen
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Was it ever there?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Same as it Ever Was
• I married him because he was not mean
• More than he was willing to give
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• At least he was gentle
• When he became an old man
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He that is in man is the same as He that is in the sun.
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
• making certain he was touching her
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• Hey Man, Nice Shot
• There was once a Man
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• Man was created in God's image
• The Man with no Name
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Jesus was a black man
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I pity a man with no scars
• Man Smart, Woman Smarter
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• No man is without enemies
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• no man's hurting
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• When a Man Loves a Woman
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I was doing so well.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• i played the last game of chess a man ever played
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• She knew what she was doing
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• like nothing ever was
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The bravest man I've ever known
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• All he left her was alone
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• He Was Only Joking
• He was found
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol

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