Findings:

• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Where the streets have no name
• I have no faith in your God
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I have no browser and I must node!
• You can't have everything
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Californians have no soul
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• You have no power over me
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• They have no bones.
• you can't have it both ways
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I have no hair
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Fish have no concept of fire
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Our calendars have no meaning
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• No, I don't have channel 11
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• We Have No Moat
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• You Can't Have Mary
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• I have no complaint
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Atheists have no support group
• Words Have No Meaning
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Computers have no sense of time
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Kids have no concept of time
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• This is why we can't have nice things
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Heart, have no pity
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I have no money and I must pay
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• I have no output and I must scream
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Proof that there is no largest prime number
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• if I can't have silence
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• Rayo's number
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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