Findings:

• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• They Might Be Giants
• Write me well.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Free to Be, You and Me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• and I wished you well as you cut me down
• Songs of Leonard Cohen
• Well, pin a gold star on me
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I Might Be Wrong
• Beware! This might be reality!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• You might be a Mormon
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• might as well
• I might as well post fee rates on the side of my car
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• OBAFGKM
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Look siad me Be like me
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Let me be your fantasy
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• If your wish be to close me
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• You might be a '90s kid if
• let me be your first upvote
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• might be burned in at this point
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• That would be me
• I've Gotta Be Me
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Let me set the record straight
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• Poem for Leonard Cohen and other gentlemen sinners
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• A Polymer Wang: My police record and me
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Leonard Cohen
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• All will be well again in time
• well, I'll be jiggered
• You might be a Michigander
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Be gentle with me
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Starving in the greenhouse
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• You might be a Washingtonian
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Adam fell that men might be
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• you just might be evil
• Your god might be evil....
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Your dog might be evil...
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• far be it from me
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Listen to me!
• Leonard Cohen (user)
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• People listen to me? WTF
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• You've got to be kidding me
• You might be a moogle...
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed

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