Findings:

• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Sewn up by frost
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• You're All I Need to Get By
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• How to eat wild stuff and not get poisoned
• The Get Up Kids
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Get it up
• How to get hit by a car
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
• Eating only rice to get by
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• How to get your stuff voted up
• Jack Gets Up
• Everybody Get Up
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• Looking up a word by its definition
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• Get Up, Stand Up
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We get tangled up like wires
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• I eat them by the handful
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Saved by the Bell
• Chased by bears
• by
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• virgin by choice
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
• Death, Loot & Vampires
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
• Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
• Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
• The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Proof by Assertion
• See Mount Washington by canoe!
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• Surprised by Joy
• I can divide by zero
• case by case
• Zero divided by zero
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Sorrow of Parting
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Bird by Bird
• Paint by Numbers
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle

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