Findings:
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- There was a young lady of Riga
- There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- there are many voids but this one is mine
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- With you there is nothing involved but everything
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- There was a man with tongue of wood
- I remember, there was one
- It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
- There Was a Man of Double Deed
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- There Once Was a Farmer
- There was a moment of drunken silence
- There was a rose that faded young
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
- Many Overlooked Mother Board Tweaks that really help.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Was There a Time
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- and there was this girl
- There was a time when I was a better person
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- The light is red, but there is a green arrow
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
- There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- There is infinite hope, but not for us
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Something was about to happen.
- Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- There was once a Man
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- There once was a chicken named Alice
- There was an old lady
- Was it ever there?
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- There once was a girl named Irene
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- There Was a Child Went Forth
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Not really by the rules, but...
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- Where's the kaboom?
- There was a time before
- There was a cold day
- One hour there was sunlight
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- There was a man and a woman
- There was a land where lived no violets
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- There is no dream but this.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- but the fruitsellers are there every day
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- /but what was the question?
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
- but are there horses?
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- Why Socrates was really executed
- There are things that happen and there is no reason for it
- What really happened during the E2 civil war
- Sex with my sister was always really, really good
- Adam really was the first man
- Is that table really there?
- All you ever did was let it happen
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- There but for the grace of God go I
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- the horrible gift was really quite right
- No shit, there I was
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
- What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
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