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Note: The views expressed in this node are not intended to be racist, offensive, or derogatory. I just think that this is funny. But take them as you may...
Let me start by saying, that I live and work in the North End of Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. This is your stereotypical "black" neighborhood. Drugs, low-income housing, white trash, and niggaz. Don't get me wrong, this is just what most people see on the surface. When you live here, you see it differently. But I'm not going to get into that right now...

I work at a gas station. Sadly, it seems to be the gathering point for all the strange, and totally stereotypical people that you might find in such an area.

Now, one of my co-workers is your typical "wigger". Baggy pants, backwards hat, wife-beater, and plenty of gold. He is also my informant for many of the strangest things I've ever heard.

On a normal day, you could expect him to say things like this:

That's straight off the heezy, my neezy.
Translation - That's cool, my nigga. (He says this to me, and I'm white!)

Stun-tastic, straight off the plastic.
In admiration of a nice car, or woman. Translation - That's hot.

Y'undersmell what I'm slangin'?
Translation - Do you understand what I'm saying?

Yo, that's blingin' (flossin').
Also in admiration of a car. Translation - Wow, that's shiny...

Dat hot, tight, and tuff...
Yet another admiration of a car or woman. Translation - Whoa.

And that's just on a normal day... :)

Update, November 18, 2000

Fo' sheezy.
Translation - Fer sure.

Translation - WHOA!

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