Findings:
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- Hot pursuit
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- We used to be more in sync
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to be a lardass
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Be cool in college
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I met her today, the girl I used to be
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Music need not be popular to be good
- not as funny as it used to be
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- I know what it's like to be dead
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- I used to be racist
- How the Moon Came to Be
- The MTA That Used To Be
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- The IND That Used To Be
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- Or at least it used to be
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- How to be a backstabber
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- How to be an asshole
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- how to be a friend
- Goops and How to be Them
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How To Be Good
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- How to be a terrible customer
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- The IRT That Used To Be
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- I used to be a carpenter
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to be a troll
- How to be a good customer
- How To Be Funny
- You used to be a substantial woman
- How to be a geek
- How to be a badass
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How to be a street musician
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- I used to be bulimic
- How to be a Canadian Male
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- How to be invisible
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be telekinetic
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I used to be a constitutional literalist.
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- How to be anonymous
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- The BMT That Used To Be
- The Lines That Used To Be
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- Starving in the greenhouse
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How the Internet Came to Be
- I used to be that girl.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- Things never were what they used to be
- How to Be Alone
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