Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Not unless someone gifts me a C! to use, which sometimes they graciously do."

• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• I sold my soul for a gift I scarcely use, which I keep to myself
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• They don't touch me the same way
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• use every day as a gift to sharpen the sword that is your soul, to become a master of your own life
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• What do stars do? They shine.
• Horses: do they love us back?
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• The make do gift
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• They Flee From Me
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Do you like me?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• B Battery
• just because they never bothered to really do
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Do you think it's me?
• How Do You Want Me?
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Do you know me?
• Which BSD is right for me?
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• They Know Me
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Now you do what they told ya
• States and Provinces which do not participate in Daylight Savings Time
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• The Devil made me do it
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• The goggles, they do nothing
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• What you do to me
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• My kisses, they do not fade
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Someone please kill me
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• They asked me to write a letter
• Someone to Watch over Me
• I know they are watching me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• They want me for a focus group!
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• They Don't Want Me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• They had been expecting me
• And They Believed Me!
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• That which does not kill me...
• Simple words, simple dreams
• They inspire me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• You Do Something To Me
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Ground rush
• Do you think you could love me now?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• I like you; do you like me?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Do you use money in the Philippines?
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Dan Used to do it
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• What Do I Do With Me
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Helping a loved one with depression
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• Using gzip to do computational linguistics
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• The full moon made me do it
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• which do not stand scrutiny
• Why Do You Love Me?
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• The Internet made me do it
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• Which 3-manifold do we live in?
• Which 4-manifold do we live in?
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• they carry but they do not understand
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?

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