Findings:

• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• I miss those monsters dearly, compared to what haunts me now.
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• I have missed the rain
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• he would have laughed
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• Now is the Winter of Our Miss Content
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Jodie Foster
• Alan Dean Foster
• Hal Foster
• Foster
• M. A. Foster
• George Foster
• Foster Street
• Florence Foster Jenkins
• Stephen Foster
• Norman Foster
• foster home
• Bananas Foster
• Gloria Foster
• Features of Everything that foster community
• foster (user)
• David Foster
• Stephanie Foster
• foster care
• Supreme Court ruling fosters discrimination
• Foster's Lager
• Fred Foster
• Jodie Foster Atheist Lesbian Commune
• Hannah Foster
• How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
• Fosters: A Heavily Formatted E2 Gathering (Men at Work)
• Rube Foster
• Foster Powell
• Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
• Michael Foster
• Vern Foster (user)
• Paulette Foster (user)
• Charles Foster Kane
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Justice and piety have vanished
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Burnt out worker (what shall we do with a burnt-out worker?)
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants

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