Findings:

• I am not making this up
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I am done making your heartaches my passion
• Why am I here (e2poll)
• here's to waking up stronger
• Here's To Shutting Up
• I am not here for your entertainment
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• it never thunders here i am jealous
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• Making up (stories) for lost time
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• It is late here, and I am lonely.
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• what am i here to do?
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Up To Here
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• Blowing shit up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• How did I end up here?
• Here I am Lord
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• Here you are, here I am, here we were
• She is all I am listening to here
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I am here to give you room I am here for your room I am your
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• darling, i am here for you
• Making up with Tru
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Make shit up
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Totally feathered up and living on the dub side
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Here I am World
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• Here I am again
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Luke, I am your father
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I think therefore I am
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• What am I, chopped liver?
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• I am Canadian
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• I am well. And you?
• A.M. Klein
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• I am happy
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• 8:16 AM
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am stretched on your grave
• I am not a mind reader
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• I am confused by many things...
• Sunrise, 5:01 am
• I am not depressed
• I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
• I Am Startled Again And Again
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am a feminist
• What I am not
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I am the cheese
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• 2 AM Walmart run
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• AM/PM
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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