Findings:

• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• love like you've never been hurt
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• Old Doctor
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• When I was ten years old
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• you know you've been caught
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Evolution has never been observed
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• You've Been Dumped
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• One year old
• food fight
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• The girl is a doctor, and the guy is an engineer. Neither is equipped to mend broken hearts.
• It's obvious you've never owned a vagina
• You've never explored
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• I am eighteen years old
• Why I've never been ice skating
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Old day logs never die. (e2poll)
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• The old hands you’ve baked around hers
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• You've been warned.
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• you have never been safe
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• I've Never Been to Me
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• A boy, a girl, a big fat dead old lady
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• A rambling letter to the girl I met years ago
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• It's been years since we were born
• The Prettiest Girl I Never Knew
• Old Girls
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• E2 guide to music you've never heard of
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• you've been living in a dream world
• So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
• You've never had it so good
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• 16 year old
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• When the Year Grows Old
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• 15 years old
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• This has not been an easy year.
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Oceania has never been at war
• Been
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution is only a theory
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I've been expecting you
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• What you hold, you've bargained for dearly. And i think you know.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."

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