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Everything's Most Devoted Users

In light of paraclete's newest poll, I've culled from the database everything's most devoted users. Pretty simple criteria:

  • Has signed in in 2006. Can't be too devoted if you're not around.
  • 25 writeups. Don't worry, no one makes this list with less.
  • A minimum merit of 5. See above.

So here's the list of the 200 most devoted users, and their devotion (rounded off.) As if anyone should be surprised, it contains a list of our oldest and best users.

rank	dev.	username
1	27238	Jet-Poop 
2	23682	Gritchka
3	23480	passport 
4	23037	aneurin 
5	22853	Lometa 
6	21201	The Custodian 
7	20733	Segnbora-t 
8	19861	borgo
9	18770	anthropod 
10	18195	TheDeadGuy 
11	16962	sekicho 
12	16192	Rancid_Pickle
13	16169	Gorgonzola 
14	16020	wertperch 
15	15466	ariels 
16	14909	Lucy-S 
17	14836	iceowl 
18	14368	m_turner 
19	14367	dannye 
20	14286	SharQ 
21	13922	WWWWolf
22	13814	mauler 
23	13421	Pseudo_Intellectual 
24	13250	18thCandidate 
25	12956	Quizro 
26	12851	Footprints
27	12746	Jargon 
28	12613	mblase 
29	12604	riverrun 
30	12539	Tem42 
31	12386	Demeter 
32	12230	fondue 
33	12143	Lord Brawl 
34	12098	Habakkuk 
35	12075	sneff 
36	11944	Saige 
37	11930	Servo5678 
38	11824	prole 
39	11610	Glowing Fish 
40	11250	enth 
41	10983	kthejoker 42	10836	nine9 
43	10663	Templeton 
44	10530	TheLady 
45	10489	hamster bong 
46	9950	liveforever 
47	9722	Noung 
48	9574	Tlachtga 
49	9281	ModernAngel 
50	9256	sid 
51	9157	Sylvar 
52	8890	Orange Julius 
53	8873	Ashley Pomeroy 
54	8817	Ereneta 
55	8792	baffo 
56	8686	momomom 
57	8561	Jack 
58	8394	Transitional Man 
59	8389	creases 
60	8343	ideath 
61	8168	Timeshredder 
62	8156	StrawberryFrog 
63	8108	legbagede 
64	7981	kaytay 
65	7958	haze 
66	7833	izubachi 
67	7691	jaybonci 
68	7569	knifegirl 
69	7438	mr100percent 
70	7131	Jurph 
71	7125	ophie 
72	7013	JudyT 
73	6981	Wuukiee 
74	6916	gn0sis 
75	6906	Roninspoon 
76	6830	WolfDaddy 
77	6820	etouffee 
78	6778	BrooksMarlin 
79	6755	wrinkly 
80	6654	DejaMorgana 
81	6626	Tiefling 
82	6535	Mr. Hotel 
83	6532	Apatrix 
84	6528	Professor Pi 
85	6422	xunker 
86	6386	jessicapierce 
87	6344	doyle 
88	6298	allseeingeye 
89	6190	RubenAzarja 
90	6182	LaggedyAnne 
91	6154	NightShadow 
92	6101	ToasterLeavings 
93	6033	Igloowhite 
94	5970	bigmouth_strikes 
95	5965	Mardy 
96	5941	zgirll 
97	5918	Chras4 
98	5906	dem bones 
99	5889	Oolong 
100	5853	teleny 
101	5817	Hatshepsut 
102	5802	Jinmyo 
103	5781	XWiz 
104	5769	icicle 
105	5744	NothingLasts4ever 
106	5730	avalyn 
107	5674	Palpz 
108	5627	TAFKAH 
109	5624	Scriblerus 
110	5510	Albert Herring 
111	5498	anyend 
112	5432	drownzsurf 
113	5417	skybluefusion 
114	5340	amnesiac 
115	5337	factgirl 
116	5331	psydereal 
117	5272	witchiepoo 
118	5272	Heisenberg 
119	5268	ryano 
120	5254	in10se 
121	5250	rootbeer277 
122	5210	heyoka 
123	5182	General Wesc 
124	5172	Dreamvirus 
125	5114	mkb 
126	5055	Excalibre 
127	5054	panamaus 
128	5040	kto9 
129	5037	QXZ 
130	4989	qousqous 
131	4936	Ouroboros 
132	4903	O-Swirl 
133	4897	bewilderbeast 
134	4882	montecarlo 
135	4837	Trina 
136	4820	blaaf 
137	4774	swankivy 
138	4668	Bitriot 
139	4648	longwinter 
140	4635	RimRod 
141	4634	Evil Catullus 
142	4624	bol
143	4611	everyone 
144	4606	IWhoSawTheFace 
145	4591	liontamer 
146	4590	Zach 
147	4553	ccunning 
148	4540	Walter 
149	4522	dustfromamoth 
150	4509	Teiresias 
151	4465	cbustapeck 
152	4433	smartalix 
153	4428	artman2003 
154	4425	sam512 
155	4416	dutchess 
156	4386	yclept 
157	4362	fuzzy and blue 
158	4351	mrichich 
159	4347	GangstaFeelsGood 
160	4288	Davidian 
161	4276	drummergrrl 
162	4272	moJoe 
163	4255	nocodeforparanoia 
164	4191	Anark 
165	4179	Inyo 
166	4170	yerricde 
167	4160	stupot 
168	4144	Xamot 
169	4084	Gone Jackal 
170	4081	drinkypoo 
171	4074	tandex 
172	4063	avjewe 
173	4058	ac_hyper 
174	4048	GrouchyOldMan 
175	4024	wonko 
176	4006	paraclete 
177	3982	TallRoo 
178	3966	Halspal 
179	3949	etoile 
180	3914	Devon 
181	3910	Wiccanpiper
 182	3900	C-Dawg 
183	3848	oakling 
184	3840	iamkaym 
185	3832	flamingweasel 
186	3830	Orpheum 
187	3795	girlotron 
188	3787	Ikura 
189	3779	spiregrain 
190	3760	Scribe 
191	3716	olmanrvr 
192	3714	rp 
193	3674	smileloki 
194	3631	masukomi 
195	3630	Amoeba Protozoa 
196	3625	Posmella 
197	3589	gahachino 
198	3576	Infinite Burn 
199	3557	shmOOnkie pOOnks 
200	3545	Metacognizant 

Jet-Poop's position is simply amazing. He is like Halspal + Lometa combined. Or Wiccanpiper, paraclete, Scribe, Biriot, avjewe, and DejaMorgana combined. Way to go, Scott!


I've devised a slightly new metric: addiction, which is devotion divided by the number of days the noder has been with E2. This is kinda fun, because you are constantly sinking, and can only maintain your position by constantly noding. Same criteria as above, here are the top 200:

(N.B.: Our dear friend TheBooBooKitty, known now as passport, has been excluded from this list. By moving his old account's writeups to his new account, his addiction is a whopping 63.2! Also, note that #1 and #2 also both benefit from being new accounts for older users, but they are at least reasonable enough (and still posting frequently enough) to keep on the list. Sorry, Paige.)

#	addiction	title	
 1	15.92550 18thCandidate 
2	15.38820 avalyn by day 
3	13.14290 GentlemanJim 
4	12.02350 aneurin 
5	11.19720 Gritchka 
6	10.35510 borgo
7	10.14470 sekicho 
8	10.05830 Jet-Poop 
9	9.41800	anthropod 
10	9.13860	TheDeadGuy 
11	9.01020	The Custodian 
12	8.84750	Lometa 
13	8.84150	iceowl 
14	8.17380	Lucy-S 
15	7.81080	SharQ 
16	7.74660	wertperch 
17	7.61480	shaogo 
18	7.56020	Servo5678 
19	7.55280	mauler 
20	7.35330	Rancid_Pickle 
21	7.17690	Tlachtga 
22	6.93060	Gorgonzola 
23	6.89030	Segnbora-t 
24	6.86440	kthejoker 
25	6.47170	paraclete 
26	6.44300	m_turner 
27	6.40410	ariels 
28	6.39120	Timeshredder 
29	6.17540	Jargon 
30	6.03930	riverrun 
31	5.87880	sneff 
32	5.81630	Habakkuk
33	5.79080	dannye 
34	5.74180	Jack 35	5.66070	Glowing Fish 36	5.61920	Footprints 37	5.56420	Demeter 
38	5.52470	mblase 
39	5.43980	psydereal 
40	5.40090	enth 
41	5.35260	WWWWolf 42	5.18250	Mardy 
43	5.10480	Quizro 
44	4.99400	Dimview 
45	4.97220	prole 
46	4.92150	haze 
47	4.85040	Pseudo_Intellectual 
48	4.82540	rootbeer277 
49	4.78440	Junkill 
50	4.76990	liveforever 
51	4.72710	wrinkly 52	4.70330	Tem42 
53	4.68940	Transitional Man 
54	4.68120	Lord Brawl 
55	4.61650	Ashley Pomeroy 
56	4.50290	fondue 
57	4.50190	TheLady 
58	4.48450	hapax 
59	4.46450	doyle 
60	4.44110	Templeton 
61	4.42710	Noung 
62	4.41720	Saige 
63	4.35180	nine9 
64	4.34870	hamster bong 
65	4.31370	allseeingeye 
66	4.24200	sid 
67	4.21240	momomom 
68	4.18190	bewilderbeast 
69	4.07290	vivaldi 
70	3.86720	artman2003 
71	3.81640	BrooksMarlin 
72	3.75260	Orange Julius 
73	3.73090	Major General Panic 
74	3.72090	mr100percent 
75	3.66030	baffo 
76	3.64710	etouffee 
77	3.58960	creases 
78	3.55190	Danneeness 
79	3.52890	ModernAngel 
80	3.52050	kaytay 
81	3.49120	gn0sis 
82	3.46560	DejaMorgana 
83	3.46350	legbagede 
84	3.41700	eien_meru 
85	3.41030	iamkaym 
86	3.40870	Jurph 
87	3.39010	ideath 
88	3.36780	Sylvar 
89	3.34340	LaggedyAnne 
90	3.33160	in10se 
91	3.32210	anyend 
92	3.31980	avalyn 
93	3.31490	izubachi 
94	3.30760	montecarlo 
95	3.29710	Heisenberg 
96	3.29400	XWiz 
97	3.27530	Hatshepsut 
98	3.22730	Apatrix 
99	3.19930	jaybonci 
100	3.18090	RubenAzarja 
101	3.17730	Ereneta 
102	3.15780	Scriblerus 
103	3.13200	Excalibre 
104	3.09370	skybluefusion 
105	3.08600	twofourtysix 
106	3.05380	Wuukiee 
107	3.02610	WolfDaddy 
108	3.01360	smartalix 
109	3.01030	yclept 
110	3.00630	StrawberryFrog 
111	2.99580	Palpz 
112	2.99420	Bitriot 
113	2.95250	Roninspoon 
114	2.95120	Professor Pi
115	2.92260	Oolong 
116	2.90110	Tiefling 
117	2.89660	zgirll 
118	2.87700	GrouchyOldMan 
119	2.86090	benjya 
120	2.85420	vwriter 
121	2.83660	rummage 
122	2.83510	drownzsurf 
123	2.80240	NightShadow 
124	2.79960	JudyT 
125	2.79940	Chras4 
126	2.77400	originalzin 
127	2.75100	NothingLasts4ever 
128	2.73450	knifegirl 
129	2.73240	Wiccanpiper 
130	2.70530	ac_hyper 
131	2.70050	Igloowhite 
132	2.69090	Dreamvirus 
133	2.65570	bigmouth_strikes 
134	2.61660	Scribe 
135	2.61250	amnesiac 
136	2.60770	Albert Herring 
137	2.59790	IWhoSawTheFace 
138	2.59530	kto9 
139	2.58700	dutchess 
140	2.58050	O-Swirl 
141	2.56940	ophie 
142	2.55490	ToasterLeavings 
143	2.54490	liontamer 
144	2.51710	sam512 
145	2.49450	jessicapierce 
146	2.47520	QXZ 
147	2.47140	panamaus 
148	2.42250	Jinmyo 
149	2.41900	DylanDog 
150	2.41430	xunker 
151	2.40310	cbustapeck 
152	2.36210	Walter 
153	2.35370	icicle 
154	2.34730	witchiepoo 
155	2.31750	swankivy 
156	2.30510	interrobang 
157	2.29650	factgirl 
158	2.29400	drinkypoo 
159	2.29110	eliserh 
160	2.28940	j3nny3lf 
161	2.27910	qousqous 
162	2.25990	dharbigt 
163	2.24270	AudieMcCall 
164	2.22460	heyoka 
165	2.21680	mcd 
166	2.21050	Ouroboros 
167	2.20800	Davidian 
168	2.20590	dustfromamoth 
169	2.20110	Mr. Hotel 
170	2.18650	Ikura 
171	2.17400	smileloki 
172	2.17390	Trina
173	2.17300	kobold
174	2.16530	kohlcass 
175	2.16500	dem bones 
176	2.12530	longwinter 
177	2.10530	stupot 
178	2.10220	fuzzy and blue 
179	2.09210	Chase 
180	2.08720	arieh 
181	2.06690	Evil Catullus 
182	2.05720	Dawggy 
183	2.05250	Orpheum 
184	2.05110	No Springs 
185	2.04770	Teiresias 
186	2.04760	GangstaFeelsGood 
187	2.04510	bol 188	2.03470	gwenllian 189	2.01620	teleny 
190	2.01360	oakling 
191	2.00150	avjewe 
192	1.98900	TAFKAH 
193	1.98780	wordnerd 
194	1.98620	Kizor 
195	1.94370	General Wesc 
196	1.93640	C-Dawg 
197	1.93570	niruena 
198	1.93220	Anark 
199	1.91640	lovejoyman 
200	1.91140	etoile 

One advantage to this is that it reduces the impact of merely having a lot of writeups, since that's mostly a function of time. Anyway, for your consideration.

Today I am driven like the snow to tell you about a growing problem in the Greater Baltimore Area and maybe elsewhere in the land of the free or supposedly free persons with constitutional rights denied for reasons related to what I am about to tell you about. Rightfully will you be horrified by this report but I assure you it is not doctored with details not present in the report as it happened to me yesterday a little before the time of day in which I write the report as you will read.

I met with my financial advisor, who took me out to a steak place with a full liquor license for lunch. Since I was on a break from my dual employment with the Greater Baltimore School System, between teaching a class in remedial science, which I am completely unqualified to teach, and my substitute gym teacher work, which I am less unqualified for but still unqualified generally for, I decided to follow Joe the financial advisor's lead and order an beverage from the bar. I chose a fine cognac suggested by the very attractive waitress along with a tall boy Miller Lite beer draught. We had steaks with sides of beans and/or peas along with baked potato and a cobbler dessert. We discussed my financial situation at length, made great headway and then walked out to the parking lot together.

It is important to note at this point that I have not had a car since an incident a couple years ago when my LeBaron, a Chrysler product, was taken for a joyride by two unkempt youths working valet parking for an upscale movie theatre where I was watching misleading communist fare. While I did not press charges, instead attempting to settle out of court (but then unable to find the youths in order to hammer out a bargain), I also did not realize that much damage had been done to my Chrysler product to an extent that Lee Iaccoca would have been rightly steamed. It has been in the shop for some time and frequently I have been given lame excuses by the mechanic and his henchmen about the status of my LeBaron, which I was unable to ascertain was actually still in the shop. I have two lesbian friends, who are both lesbians who work together in the offices of the company from which I draw my primary salary renumeration, Civil War Action Figures, Ltd., but they are not dating, never have dated and have not even done any fooling around other than playful bare boobie grabbing while we were all out on the town together. One of these uninvolved with each other lesbian friends of mine told me the place where my car is serviced is a chop shop and that my LeBaron is unlikely to still be there, despite claims to the opposite by questionable mechanic and henchmen associates.

Joe the financial advisor was driving me back to my employment with the Greater Baltimore School System and I was following him out the front door of the restaurant when a scowling lady coming through the door continued to scowl at Joe after he held the door for her and politely said unto her, "Enjoy your lunch." The scowling at Joe continued, despite his politeness in communication and door holding and I mentioned to him, "She could of at least said a thank you," as I found her behavior a befuddlement to societal actions generally accepted in such settings. She then turned around, walked back towards us and said, "I don't ever thank drunks, especially drunks who are about to get in a car and drive over innocent children who haven't had a goddamned chance to make anything of their lives yet before you rip those lives out from under them, asshole."

I was taken aback, as was Joe, who went on to tell her that he had only had a Scotch and water along with a large steak centralized lunch to balance the equation. He was cut off in his explanation and she did not respond in any way, as at that point a group of leather-clad vigilantes emerged from the parking area with wooden clubs and tennis rackets and closed around us in a threatening manner.

"Come with us, drunks, and get your comeuppance," the leader of this gang told us and then led us into the back of a broken-down pickup truck better served for bringing migrant illegal immigrant workers who deserve their own blood to be shed in honor of The Constitution to fields for manual labor. We were then driven out to a dirt parking lot way, way on the outskirts of what is the civilized metropolis of Baltimore.

We were taken out of the back of the truck and blows were delivered with wooden clubs and tennis rackets until I heard Joe the financial advisor's kneecap pop loose and rattle two to three inches down along the line of his shin bone where it remains to this day despite four operations performed by relatively competent doctors.

Yours truly, Berhardt Goats, was then pushed to the ground so the vigilantes could continue their vicious attack on Joe the financial advisor, who they at this point ascertained was the driver after pulling our keys out of our dress slacks and seeing mine contained only house keys, locker room keys and keys to the foreign body laboratory of the Greater Baltimore School System where various things I need for teaching remedial science are kept, including molecules and atoms.

And then they said unto me, "You aren't gonna give us any trouble, are you baldy?" And then went on to ask if I was a person of African American descent, using a term I cannot use here since it has been inadvisable to put this term in print due to other vigilante gangs of folks who have been active since two years after Ulysses S. Grant left office and had a song written about him by a band called Cream, which involved communist sympathizer Eric Clapton.

Once I explained I was not and that I was a middle aged man of Middle Eastern descent raised in postwar Germany, I was hit in the back of the head with a crowbar or similar such metallic device that makes a distinct ringing sound when it comes into contact with skull of human. Later that night Joe the financial advisor and yours truly, Berhardt Goats, woke up in very bad physical shape, tied to jersey barriers on I-95 outside of old Baltimore with barbed wire and crudely drawn signs fashioned of posterboard with words written on them with less than magical markers reading, "We drive around drunk all the time killing children."

This is the state of the nation.

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