Findings:
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm so sorry
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- so save me (user)
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- So I hired an axe murderer: A quick look at reference checking
- Oh woe is me
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Oh, oh, look at my redeeming honesty
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I'm never getting drunk again
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- doesn't look like anything to me
- I look so forward to breaking you
- Oh, Look, A Newbie! (e2poll)
- feline allergies
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- Me So Horny
- So help me God
- So much it scares me
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- Me and my big mouth
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- I'm so tough
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- why drunk trampolining is so fun
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- She just looks at me
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- Oh look, breasts
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- So I hired an axe murderer: A strikethrough-ridden look at reference checking
- She looks at me and she laughs
- The River looks so good tonight
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
- You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
- the way you don't look at me
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- Don't stand so close to me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- So, what's the problem with me?
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- So Sue Me
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- You were always so good to me
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- OBAFGKM
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- Look siad me Be like me
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- The way you look at me gives me butterflies
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- The phone rings, and then you look at me
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Look with me at the stars
- Look at me, I am moving on
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
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