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• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me a story about drains
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about trains
• list of things
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Tell me a story about elephants
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me about your faith
• Tell me a story about clouds
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Don't tell me about her
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Tell me a story about rains
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Tell me a story about cranes
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Tell me about your secret places
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• O tell me the truth about love
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me about my contradictions
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about brains
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell me a story about mains
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Here I come to save the day!
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Here Comes the Flood
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Come on Take Me for a Ride
• Sing me songs of nights to come
• Here Come the Warm Jets
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• Here come the jackals
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• oh come on (user)
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• here's the thing about the brain download
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• Here comes the rain again
• Here Comes the War
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Do you come here often?
• 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad'
• Here comes a special boy!
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Here Comes My Baby
• Dont come near me (user)
• You're so come here go away
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• I know what is about to come
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Here Comes Sunshine
• Come and dance with me in the rain
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• Here comes another resilient thing: Let's do the killing
• Come here, you feet
• What in the world has come over me
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Come Unto These Yellow Sands
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• Come Talk To Me
• Come fly with me
• Here Comes the Sun
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• Here comes the lunch lolly!
• (Come get me).
• Bend over, here it comes again
• weaving spiders come not here
• here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
• Here Come The Waterworks
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Liver, come back to me
• Here Comes Your Man
• Things I miss about mom
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• You, standing
• Things I will miss about living in Alaska
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ask me about Loom
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• About the things you could not show her
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Things About To Come My Way
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• show me what the world is all about
• Here's the thing about losing a limb
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Byzantine comes to visit me
• These are the days when birds come back
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• Come home with me
• Come to Me
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Strangeways, Here We Come
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• Here's the thing about losing a limb (category)
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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