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• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• You don't know my GOD
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I've been here for 5 hours
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I still don't even know you
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• And I don't even know their names
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• never stop trying to capture the uncapturable. it helps us all.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• u'll never know me (user)
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• lord help me, for i am weak
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• We're not trying to fool one another, honestly. We're trying to fool ourselves. Please forgive us.
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• I've been trying to count the stars
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• it never thunders here i am jealous
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• They don't know what I've done
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• So help me God
• Why I've never been ice skating
• god help me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Please help me!
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• I am nothing in the presence of a god
• i just want to know who i am
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• you know you've been caught
• Society made me what I am
• darling, i am here for you
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I've been crowned the king of it
• Evolution has never been observed
• How am I doing?
• To One who has been Long in City Pent

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