Findings:

• I've been duped by Satan!
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• I've frequently not been on boats
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Death by cake
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• I've been crowned the king of it
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• Death by jargon
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I've been a woman for too long
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• I've been waiting forever
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• "Oh, bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• I've Been Tired
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• death by multimeter
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Death by Woman (user)
• death passed him by
• Death By Chocolate
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Hopes of Early Genius dispelled by Death
• Why I've never been ice skating
• My liver is eaten by vultures.
• rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I've been shot!
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• I've been working on my homework
• I've been expecting you
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I've been trying to count the stars
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I've been here for 5 hours
• I've Never Been to Me
• The Borg, oh
• I've been smoking ever since
• Everything Death Borg (user)
• I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
• I've been searching
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Death by Water
• To reduce risk of death by electric shock
• The Wild Colonials
• Nibbled to death by ducks
• Killed By Death
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Murder by Death
• Death by Cucco
• Death by Milkfloat
• Death by Soy
• Death by tomato leaves
• the honor of death by arrow
• Death By Neko (user)
• Being licked to death by kittens
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• Death by Sexy
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• Death by Black Hole
• eaten by the bat, glorious and beautiful
• "Death" by Mathematics
• I've been dead a long time
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• death by boom boom (user)
• I’ve been completed
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Double crust death by lemon pie
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been on the net (user)
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Been
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• It's been lovely
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• love like you've never been hurt
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• It's been odd out in the world
• been there, done that
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• This has not been an easy year.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I appear to have been misinformed

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