Findings:

• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• oh my god (user)
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• I believe in God
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Why do people believe in God?
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• My cats think I'm a God
• Oh, God!
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• you can't escape from God on a Sunday
• Mac users are less likely to believe in God
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• funny oh God
• I can't believe it's not Heroin!
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• God, I can't imagine not looking at that smile
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I thank God for the things that I can't remember
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• They think I'm a god
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• Deadline: I Can't Believe It's Not Espionage!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I want to believe
• I don't believe in people
• Make Believe
• Do You Believe
• Human beings will believe anything
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• believe it or not
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• Why do we believe science is causal?
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• I Believe in Everything
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I don't believe in anything
• As to What I Believe
• Believe in the possibility
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't believe in falling in love
• Never believe your users
• What pornos would have us believe
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Reasons to Believe
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• You don't believe in evolution?
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• I Believe in a Thing Called Love
• The Culture of Make Believe
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• I Believe Switch
• Leo believes in fate
• I Used to Believe
• I believe in a soluble fish
• Don't Believe the truth
• Reason to believe
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• a lie I needed to believe
• At night, she still believes in him
• Why People Believe Weird Things
• The difference between feel, think, and believe
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• I do believe in assigning value to things.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• she wants to believe
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Change I can believe in
• I believe you have my stapler
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• Believe (user)
• I believe in people
• a make believe philosophy
• BeLIEves (user)
• believe nothing (user)
• I believe in the infinite
• I believe my father
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• I don't believe in ghosts
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• I still however, believe that the universe is finite
• I don't believe the things you are saying are true
• I Don't Believe in Love
• go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
• Dream to make believe
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
• Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You
• And I believe we belong somewhere in between right and wrong
• What a Fool Believes
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• do you believe in the universe?
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• You can't get there from here
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• i can't find it anywhere
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Cant
• Canted
• Cant hook
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• I can't believe it's not haggis

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