Findings:

• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• No one has died
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Loving someone else's wife
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• when Everything666 has reduced the universe to dust in a cataclysmic inferno of carnal knowledge
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• my name on someone else's body
• someone else's hand
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• Someone else's toilet
• What's this? - A dead one of these.
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• Helping people cheat
• Absolutely, to someone else
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• In this moment, when everything has come apart...
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• I hold you where no one else can go
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• How to scream when no one is looking
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• One of These Things First
• Fighting someone else's battle
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• when one of us woke early
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What was stolen by someone else
• the power of music is knowing that someone else understands, and it changes nothing
• Someone else's prayers were answered in ice
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• you are someone else
• real trust is letting someone else q-tip your ears
• Stranger in someone else's dream
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• The cloud is just someone else's computer
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Hitler has only got one ball
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• everyone has these, right?
• Each one has their own story
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• One learns the most when teaching others
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• one learns the most when losing
• when someone you disliked dies
• Eye contact at a distance
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• These are the days when birds come back
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Somebody Else's Problem
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• A Tempest, a Shipwreck, an Earthquake, and What Else Befell Dr. Pangloss, Candide, and James, the Anabaptist
• Everyone else (user)
• Absolutely Everything Else!
• Yeh Hum Nahin
• Else Grinwell
• the infamous 'needless else'
• I don't know what else to do
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Illinois cities that everyone else pronounces incorrectly
• Smoking somebody else's marijuana gets you higher
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
• This is this. This is also something else.
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• Everything is a bit like everything else
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Somebody else's broken stairs
• We represent the people that nobody else wants to
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• I went up a different person, came down somebody else
• Canada is burning. Nevertheless, the nomads are not mad, they just go somewhere else.
• Crazy Is Just Like Anything Else
• all living things must above all else have hope
• i am most interested in a deep understanding of the world. everything else follows.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Life has its course
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• The Eagle Has Landed

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