Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Ok, so I was writing this little writeup about Pujols, when I switch over to ESPN.com for some current stats (they update their stats mid-game), and what do I see on the front page of the entire website. We're not talking the Baseball section, we're talking the Front cover... if it were a billboard it would be fifty thousand feet high. I see a full front story on Pujols, headlined "Look to the Skies," featuring a closeup shot of the man himself, Albert Pujols, in a clean, starched, and fantastic looking Redbirds uniform pointin' up to the sky, from where he fell, two years ago, into the lap of Walt Jocketty... the gem of the National League, and the best hitter of any player five years older than him and five years younger."

• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Five Years, Four Fronts
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The following years were full of anger.
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• November 4, 1995
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• What do you see when you look up?
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Faith and Desire in We were built to swim for eighty years
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I was into them after they were hip
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• It's been years since we were born
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• We were built to swim for eighty years
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Five years, three refractions
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Flagtown Halloween: Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Two
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• The first five years of the war on terror
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• The Last Five Years
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Twenty five years in the trenches
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• food fight
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Five Years
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
• Five Million Years to Earth
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• National League Rookie of the Year
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When I was ten years old
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• Five Years to the Day...
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• You were here when I fell asleep
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Things never were what they used to be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• You know, we sold actual death for twenty five years.
• five year mission
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• The car accidents I normally see are front end collisions
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• This essay was due a year ago
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• When we were little kids, running
• When You Were Little Did You Wonder
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were

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