Findings:

• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• we can give up, but the world never will
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Make shit up
• Live Era '87-'93
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Make Up Rate Stamp
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Kiss and make up
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Things people put up their butts
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• if you could make an encyclopedia smile
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• I could make a habit out of you
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• we could make sandwiches
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• make up sex
• To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
• We did not make this up
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Okay, kids, should we make Fido sleep in the basement with Balphegor the Tyrannical?
• How to make roses open up
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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