A really weird song I encountered whilst trolling around the net.
I went upstairs
to get a jug of cider
there was a bedbug
jackin' off a spider!
Chorus: Come n'tie my pecker to a pole, to a pole! Come n'tie my pecker to a pole!
Went downstairs
to get a jug of gin
there was the bedbug
a'doin it again
Chorus
Well the first time I had her
got her on the floor
wind from her ass
blew the cat out the door
Chorus
Last time I 'seen her
and I ain't seen her since
she was jackin' off a bull
through a barbed-wire fence
Chorus
Well I jumped in the saddle
saddle wasn't there
so I jammed eight inches up the old grey mare
Chorus
This is one of the most demented songs I've ever heard, and I've only seen one other reference to it other than the audio file I have. If anyone knows where the hells this came from, do tell!
The audio file I have mentions that one version has the phrase 'jackin' off a
nigger' instead of 'jackin' off a bull', but to me, that doesn't flow as well. (The singer says he finds it
offensive and so doesn't sing it that way). I've also heard the chorus rendered as "Yippy tiy-yi yippy yippy yay yippy yay, yippy tiy-yi yippy yippy yay!", though I think that might have come from whatever this is a spoof of (probably Old Chisholm Trail, but that doesn't flow quite the same way).