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No one can know what you want unless you tell them
I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
No one knows my plan
No One Knows Who I Am
The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
No hot dog buns
How to scream when no one is looking
no one lives forever. yet.
One who knows does not speak
New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
No one will ever love you for your honesty
People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
no one rules if no one obeys
love is an attachment that knows no reason
If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
No one wants you the way you are
No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
There's no point unless you make one
Who Knows One?
no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
None of you are there. No one is there.
One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
She knows no truth except her own.
I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
If No One Will Love Me
No one is illegal
No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
There was no one waiting for me...
They grow up. No one told me.
The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
No one actually cares.
No One Sang Like Michael
In space, no one can hear you scream
Either everyone deserves or no one does
Let no one grieve here
But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
to know one's onions
And They Shall Know No Fear
The Number One Christian porn site on the internet
The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
There is no "One", either
My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
Duncan the Wonder Dog: Show One
The words no one can find
Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
Finally we are no one
We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
Will no one help the widow's son?
No one was ever fired for buying IBM
I hold you where no one else can go
No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
No one touches me
One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
No one gets out of this life alive
No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
lying here with no one near
before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
the fate in no one's plans
No Pity Due to No One (poetry)
More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
to a place where no one's around
is there no one who answers the call?
i am no one (user)
you've been through something that no one should have to go through
No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
things that no one controls and can't be sold
the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
There are no girls on the internet
That dog is of no use to you
How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
You're the only one who doesn't know
fear knows no names
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
Jake: One Squat Dog
No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
i know that the ones who love us will miss us
I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
Trust No One
To boldly go where no one has gone before
No One Here Gets Out Alive
No one can be totally logical
No one says anything important during the day
Dry bones can harm no one
The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
no 1 knows (user)
No dogs (user)
I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
No one ever listens to the bassist
No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
Tom Waits for no one
It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
The Operative: No One Lives Forever
no one listens anymore
No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
No one has died
Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
No Other One
If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
Has no one told you he's not breathing?
there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
There is likely no one left who remembers
No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
No one's garden
No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
No One Can Stop the Bobsled
No one wants to be a nihilist
No One Likes Superman Anymore
No one can be in two places at once
No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
No one seems to listen to what I say
How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
No one belongs here more than you.
No One Lives Forever
for one who does no evil, there is no ill
No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
No Pity Due to No One
they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
The Town Where No One Got Off
No One Gets Left Behind
Dance As If No One Is Watching
No Dogs and Chinese Allowed
dead dog
Man Bites Dog
dog park
That Dog
Triumph, the insult comic dog
Godzilla Minus One
Dog day
Dog days
The Dogs and the Fox
tofu dog
Colorado Minty Dog
boonie dogs
Salty Dog
Top Dog

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