Findings:
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- kill me now (user)
- What in the world has come over me
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- You have no power over me
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Somebody once asked me...
- I ran over an old woman with her own car
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Someone please kill me
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- The time I nearly killed my friends
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- Kiss me once and never again
- A learned man came to me once
- something terrible comes over me
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Please Kill Me
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- She kills me
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- kill me (user)
- I Know Who Killed Me
- Someone to Watch over Me
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- bowl me over
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- He called me Sarah once
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- My karma ran over your dogma
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- That which does not kill me...
- Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- It kills me to watch them go
- kill him dead; don't call me
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Kill
- Gravity Kills
- Kill Yourself
- My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Kill Rock Stars
- Live Nude Squirrels
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Kill the Poor
- kill -9
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- A little child could never kill this clean
- They killed our Lord
- Humane octopus killing
- Rasputin: A hard man to kill
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- A View to a Kill
- Let's Get Killed
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- I think I killed it
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Kill 'em All
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- I killed a pigeon
- Kill a rap
- I kill microbes for a living
- Kill Yr Idols
- Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- High Time to Kill
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- Society killed evolution
- Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
- Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- Probability of Kill (Pk)
- God Loves, Man Kills
- Why does Man kill?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- I will kill you if I can
- How to kill a clown
- computers kill kids
- Kill the rich
- Shoot Speed Kill Light
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- spermicide kills
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- AIDS Kills Fags Dead
- The Man He Killed
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- kill -9 dueling
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- To Kill a Dead Man
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- A Time to Kill
- Accidental death odds
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- This machine kills fascists
- Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
- Camp Kill Yourself
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- I would kill my mother
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- to those killed by the Firestone tires
- Meat Kills
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- kill dash nine (user)
- Cars Kill Fish
- Fresh Kills Landfill
- I killed my dog and broke my own heart
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- I could've killed my father
- Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
- CDs Killed Album Art
- Exoatmospheric kill vehicle
- Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
- Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Kill Doctor Lucky
- Thou Shalt Not Kill
- When you kill people they die
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- Kill My Landlord
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Why not just kill yourself?
- Who Killed Retro Girl?
- Kill City
- One Case One Kill
- Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- spawn kill
- tether kill switch
- curiosity killed the cat
- How we killed Borges
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