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• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Catalog of meteorites that burned in a part of the atmosphere only we could see
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• Only Slightly a Geek Girl
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• If only I could get into her head
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Take now your son, your only son, Isaac
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• We are only guilty of living. It's unavoidable being art.
• Evolution Data Only
• you exist only that the information may continue to exist
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• Only Nixon can go to China
• Drugs are only for cool kids
• If Only Unlocked
• John, I'm Only Dancing
• Cover songs which are indistinguishable from the originals
• The Original of Laura
• New International Version
• Version number
• coolness
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• might could
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• They could have saved Kevin
• That Could Wait
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Sure wish I could rise above it
• anyone could be your brand new love
• First generation geek
• I am not a geek
• Screw this geek culture
• Free Geek
• The geek girl and the golden child
• There is only one electron
• credibility is the only real currency
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• We ate sidewalk chalk until dawn, stopping only to cheer on passers by
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Corporations only feel hits to their wallet
• Only a surfer knows the feeling
• I only relax in the dentist's chair
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• There's a void in your eyes that only you cannot see
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• There are only three kinds of people
• original 18 autobots
• Original jurisdiction
• RFC 1951
• Client Version XML Ticker (ticker)
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• How could this happen?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• would that I could live in a book
• Could McDonald's Afford a $15 Minimum Wage?
• Science Geek
• geek angst
• Are you a geek?
• Beat the Geeks
• Only Human
• World's Only Corn Palace
• Only in Canada
• I was only following orders
• The only female lumberjack in southern California
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• She only wants me for sex
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• Well, I'll tread with caution leaving only monarch footsteps in my wake.
• It's only gay if the balls touch
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Lung update.... only it's muscles
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• The Original Harmony Ridge Creek Dippers
• A spider amongst the bananas, the perils of owning a fruit shop
• Little Red Riding Hood (Conservatively Correct Version)
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• If eyes could talk
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• geek culture
• Geek Mystique
• Freaks and Geeks
• My Weedy Little Geek
• The Modern Geek
• We're Only In It For The Money
• Only Breath
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• text only
• For Surface Transport Only
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• The only defense is a good pretense
• Only Ten
• Love creates. Hatred only destroys.
• Your heart only beats in 1s and 0s
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• If they would only choose to hear it
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• His hips know the original dance
• The Many Faces of the Original Series Starship Enterprise
• Original Spiced
• How to get chicks (black metal version)
• The more versions there are, the truer it is.
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If I could be someone
• It Could Always Be Worse
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• if you could make an encyclopedia smile
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• plant geek
• Pencil Neck Geek
• Choking on the miasma of Geek Pride
• geek kitchen
• God only knows
• Only a matter of time
• rage with an intensity rivaled only by the leaf that suddenly floats to the ground
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• only chocolate and raspberries
• tato (and tato only) (user)
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Phyllis is my only joy
• it would be hilarious if only
• Women only like me for my mind
• The Only Ones
• Only child: Downside (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Original Sin Genetic Patent Infringement
• Dooley's Original Toffee Liquor
• monotone sequence theorem (infinite version) proof
• King Jesus Version
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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