Findings:

• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• you have never been safe
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• What have you been smoking?
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• I could have been Canadian
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Magellan Never Navigated A Chinese Wedding
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• He's been places they have not.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Evolution has never been observed
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Something I Can Never Have
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Using a command line
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Could I Have Been?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• i have been burning for so long
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
• What Might Have Been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• I Have Never Known a World
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Never Been Kissed
• Names have been changed
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• AES may have been broken
• I've Never Been to Me
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• opium den (user)
• the opium den dweller (user)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• I could have been one of a two
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have never
• I have never felt more alive
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• The opium den
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• love like you've never been hurt
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Questions we will never have answers to
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Oceania has never been at war
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Evolution is only a theory
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• I've been expecting you
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been

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