Findings:
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- How to herd people in public
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- there are no good or bad people
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
- assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
- El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Confusing yes or no answers
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
- Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Without hope or agenda
- Battles without Honor or Humanity
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- Do or do not, there is no try
- Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Automobiles with little or no redeeming value
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- You, standing
- An American in Tours
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Without fear of wind or vertigo
- Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- She could not live with or without him
- socialist realism: is that Stalin with an erection or without an erection
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
- Is this true or only clever?
- A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
- Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo")
- No synthesisers or ulterior motives
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
- Contains no material likely to offend or harm
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
- Deal or No Deal
- Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
- No rhyme or reason
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- To love and lose or not at all?
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
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- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- All good men are either gay or married
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Girl gangstas
- Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- Navigation without map or compass
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- The Epistemological Inquiry, or, Existence, at all
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- ...After changes upon changes, We are more or less the same...
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- Technological or Media Determinism
- Are you in the light or in the dark?
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- -or
- Is language innate or learned?
- Queen or country?
- paper or plastic
- Abort, Retry, or Fail?
- Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
- Trick or treat
- Truth or Dare
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